A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min
filed in Funny Poetry on Feb.01, 2009
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Entries Tagged ‘Allama Mohammad Iqbal poetry’:
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
filed in Funny Poetry on Feb.01, 2009
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
filed in Funny Poetry on Feb.01, 2009
Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.
Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
filed in Funny Poetry on Feb.01, 2009
Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.
Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
filed in Funny Poetry on Feb.01, 2009
Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
filed in Funny Poetry on Feb.01, 2009
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
filed in Funny Poetry on Feb.01, 2009
Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.
