Funny Life Sayings And Quotes in English
- If I had known I was gonna live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.
- I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. —–Ashleigh Brilliant
- The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of living’s going down. —-Flip Wilson
- Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out. —-Moms Mabley
- Experience is a terrible teacher who sends horrific bills. —-Unknown.
- I have lived in the world just long enough to look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. —Josh Billings
- If I had my life to live over again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.–Tallulah Bankhead.
- No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
- Life is but a connection of short lasting good moments tied together by long lasting misery. —-Wietse Wiels
- In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. —-Joey Adams
- I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. —–Charles Schulz
- The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. —-Muhammed Ali
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!
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I went to the link you give to get the free gift card for toys from Kmart but it says I am not in USA and do not qualify, do you know if Kmart is doing this in canada too?
sorry dear, we haven’t given any link
I’m writing it in HUGE BOLD FONT to print and put on my wall to remind me why I put in the hours I do and believe that in the end it will pay off because our object is first and foremost service.