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Jab tak larka larki bhaag na jayen

mohsin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:00:23 +0000

Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta.
Dunia walon ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta.
Jab tak larka larki bhaag na jayen
Muhalay walon ko pyaar sacha nahi lagta.

Har Gali Main

mohsin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:00:12 +0000

Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho
Taj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai Mager
Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho

Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega

mohsin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 07:00:15 +0000

Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega
Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib
Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega

Kuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein Bhi

mohsin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 06:00:21 +0000

Dil Bana To Deewane Bane
Sharab Bani To Mekhane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein Bhi
Yoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane

Mazahiya Yahoo Shayari in Urdu

mohsin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 07:00:41 +0000

Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per
Roz Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo Per

Shaam Takk Rehti Hai Jaari Tugg-O-Dau Rozi Ki
Aur Phir Raat Say Hoti Hai Sahar Yahoo Per

Faaslay Abb Kahan Haayal Rahay Insaanon Mein
Kar Hi Laitay Hain Mulaaqat Magar Yahoo Per

Ilm Ka Aik Samandar Hai Pyaason Kay Liay
Dekh Nadaan Koi Ilzaam Na Dhar Yahoo Per

Sirf Dunya Hi Naheen Door Khalaaon Tak Kee
Dhoondnay Waalon Ko Milti Hai Khabar Yahoo Per

Yeh Alag Baat Keh Awaargiyaan Bhi Hain Bohat
Pakray Jaanay Ka Bhee Koi Naheen Darr Yahoo Per

Aisa Lugta Hai Keh Guzray Ga Burhaapa Kuch Yoon
Dhyaan Maazee Mein Kaheen Gum Tau Nazar Yahoo Per?

Funny Brain

mohsin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:30:36 +0000

Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing

You have to buy two tickets

mohsin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:30:49 +0000

Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster?
Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Woh meri ami ko keh gayi

mohsin — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:00:56 +0000

Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li FARAZ
Aur
Woh meri ami ko keh gayi aunty tawada munda mitti khanda j

Qaumi Tarana

mohsin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 07:00:14 +0000

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.
Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.
Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.
Bad me to bas Qaumi Tarana acha lagta ha.

Medical Store

mohsin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:00:02 +0000

dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.
har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.
Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.
to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.