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I Am Sorry For Being a Dick

I’m sorry world
For letting you down
I’m sorry world
For being a clown
I’m sorry world
For making you tic
I’m sorry world
For being a dick
I’m sorry world
For crying
I really should be trying

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This is not lust

I love them both, can’t have them both.
It’s tearing me apart!
My former joy and present boy:
Both have got my heart.
I have to choose, so I must lose
Someone I really love.
It feels like dirt that I must hurt
A guy that I dream of.
Why this must be I cannot see;
I only know I must.
Each might endure, for [...]

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These feelings are so true

What I have to say is straight from the heart
You may not have known it yet
But i have loved you from the start
From the moment our eyes first met
I wanted to get to know you
Please believe everything I say
These feelings are so true
I hope you feel the same way

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I am vaccinated

Kisses blown are kisses wasted..
A kiss isn’t a kiss unless it’s tasted¦..
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated¦.
So Kiss me baby I’m vaccinated!

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Can you find me a mountain to climb?

How can you doubt that I love you?
Didn’t I marry you, eh?
And though I don’t say it too often,
I show it in all sorts of ways.
I’d take you out dining and dancing…
Can you find me a mountain to climb?
An ocean to cross? A boulder to toss?
I’d do them if I had the time.
I’d give you [...]

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I feel like a baby teen

Mom, no!
You can’t do this!
I can’t let Teddy go!
He’s always been in my room,
And now you think ‘it’ takes up too much space?
In that case,
I don’t want to grow up.
My toy cars went to little brother
Little sister took my dolls
It’s been so long since I’ve lost
The liberty to scribble on walls

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Our precious cyberspace

We met upon the Internet,
A friendship electronic,
Expressed alone in words and thoughts,
Inevitably platonic.
We live too far apart for us
To mingle in the flesh,
But much more close than family,
Our hearts and feelings mesh.

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