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Best Relationship

The best relation ever is between two eyes,
“they blink together”
“Move together”
“Cry together”
“See together”
“Sleep together”

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Funny Life Sayings And Quotes in English

If I had known I was gonna live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. —–Ashleigh Brilliant
The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of living’s going down. —-Flip Wilson
Life is like a game of [...]

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Funny Quotes And Sayings

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Trouble is part of your life – if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. —Dinah Shore
Life is something that happens when you can’t get [...]

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Collection of Funny Quotes on Life

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. —-Theodore Rubin
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything [...]

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